1st tekan: undergarments
The guys will have to wear a set of bikini and paper panties painstakingly prepared by QQ. Bikini was made using raffia strings and plastic bowls. They even have “nipples”. Haha. In the room I can hear my JMs comment that the guys got saggy breasts, they are wearing their bra too low.
2nd tekan: welcome drink
My JMs prepared 6 cups of drinks in total and net and his bros must finish all the drinks using yakult straw!!
Drink 1: SOUR
Ingredients: white vinegar + lime juice + green lemon juice + sour plum powder + soda water
Drink 2: SWEET
Ingredients: caramel syrup + honey + jam + pure sugar + soda water
Drink 3: BITTER.
Ingredients: black kopi powder + bitter gourd juice + liang cha + soda water
Drink 4: HOT (in my opinion this is the worst of all the 4 drinks)
Ingredients: garlic juice + ginger juice + tabasco sauce + chilli padi + wasabi + soda water
Drink 5 & 6 (to be drank by net and 1 other brother)
Ingredietns: all the 4 drinks above mixed together
And the drinks are really yucky. How do I know? Cause we have a jie mei consultant, Robert, who personally tasted every single drink, made sure it taste really yucky, before he passed it.
3nd tekan: limbo rock
After the guys have finished their welcome drinks, in order to get into the house, they will have to limbo rock in. and I am so amazed even kiwi managed to limbo rock his way in.
4th tekan: ice mahjong
A set of mahjong tiles are placed in a tub of ice and ice water and net has to picked out a gor tai with using his toes (but in the end he play cheat. He used both his feet to kiap the tiles). I prepared a large basin of ice the day before and left some water in the fridge to freeze the night before. And mummy even add salt to the water so that it will be colder. Haha. In the end, net managed to “kiap” out a 大三圆 sial.
5th tekan: key in whip cream
3 plates of whipped cream were presented to net and his bros, in which the key to my room is on 1 of the plates. The guys have to find the key without using their hands (they have to lick the 3 plates of whip cream to find the key). After licking 1 round in each plate, the guys still cannot find the key. So they drank the whole plate of cream. All 3 plates!! Haha. But still no key!! Why?? Cos the key is underneath the plate!!
6th tekan: 10 commandments
Before net can open the door to my room, he has to read aloud and sign on the 10 commandments, which are as follows:
1. I will do all household chores, which include washing the dishes, mopping the floor, cleaning the toilet, washing and ironing the clothes. I shall not expect my wife to do anything. If she helps, it shall be out of her kind-heartedness. If she doesn’t, thou shall gladly do all of the above without any complaints.
2. I will make fruit juice breakfast for her every morning and cook lunch and dinner for her.
3. I will fully sponsor my wife with a shopping spree every month. My sole responsibility shall be just footing the bill and carrying the shopping bags.
4. My money shall be my wife’s money, and her money is her own money.
5. I will pamper and love my wife and do everything she asks me to do, willingly.
6. I will make the bed every morning.
7. I will bring her to tours once every 3 months. In-bound Singapore tours and Malaysia are not included.
8. I will reward her with a 1-carat Tiffany diamond for every child we have.
9. I will put the toilet seat down.
10. I commit to love her unconditionally, surrender and move towards her with every breath I take.
Net says that is a 卖身 契 . Hahaha.
And with the above tekans, he successfully managed to fetch his bride. : ) he even forgot to take out his “undergarments” when he came into my room, till Ben or Don asked: “why are u still wearing the bra and panty?? “ then he took it off.
These were what i read online from this blog (http://claritee.wordpress.com/2008/05/08/) and she had an very interesting and fun wedding. Not! No friends, i'm not getting married. It's just that tatlee's cousin wedding is just over and it inspired me to look for fun gate crash of others :P
I want to be a jiemei! Friends, faster get married! haha!
