Sunday, May 14, 2006 @8:54 PM
How a Seven year old explain sex
- Little Johnny was 7years old and like other boys his age rather curious.He had been hearing quite a bitabout 'making out'from the older boys, and he wonderedwhat it was and how it was done.
- One day he took his question to hismother, whobecame rather flustered. Instead ofexplainingthings to Johnny, she told him to hidebehind thecurtains one night and watch his oldersister andher boyfriend.
- This he did. The following morning,Johnnydescribed EVERYTHING to his mother."Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked fora while,then he turned off most of the lights.Then hestarted kissing and hugging her. Ifigured 'Sis mustbe getting sick, because her face startedlookingfunny.He must have thought so too, because heput hishand inside her blouse to feel her heart,just theway the doctor would. Except he's not assmart asthe doctor because he seemed to havetroublefinding her heart.
- I guess he was gettingsick too,because pretty soon both of them startedpantingand getting all out of breath.His other hand must have been coldbecause heput it under her skirt.About this time 'Sis got worse and beganto moanand sigh and squirm around and slidedowntowardthe end of the couch. This was when herfeverstarted. I knew it was a fever, because Sistold himshe felt really hot.
- Finally, I found out what was makingthem sosick......-a big eel ;had gotten inside hispantssomehow. It just jumped out of his pantsandstood there, about 10 inches long,honest, anywayhe grabbed it in one hand to keep it fromgettingaway.When Sis saw it, she got really scared-hereyesgot big, and her mouth fell open, andshe startedcalling out to God and stuff like that. Shesaid itwas the biggest one she's ever seen; Ishould tellher about the ones down at the lake byour house!Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill theeel bybiting its head off. All of a sudden shegrabbed itwith both hands and held it tight while hetook amuzzle out of his pocket and slipped itover theeel's head to keep it from biting again.
- Sis lay back and spread her legs so shecould geta scissor-lock on it and he helped by lyingon topof the eel. The eel put up a hell of afight.Sis started groaning and squealing andherboyfriend almost upset the couch. I guesstheywanted to kill the eel by squashing itbetweenthem.After a while they both quit moving andgave agreat sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sureenough,they killed the eel.
- I knew because it justhungthere, limp, and some of its insides werehangingout.Sis and her boyfriend were a little tiredfrom thebattle, but they went back to courtinganyway. Hestarted hugging and kissing her again.
- Bygolly,the eel wasn't dead! It jumped straight upandstarted to fight again.I guess eels are like cats- they have ninelives orsomething. This time, Sis jumped up andtried tokill it by sitting on it. After about a 35minutestruggle, they finally killed the eel. I knewit wasdead, because I saw Sis's boyfriend peelits skinoff and flush it down the toilet.
Ohgod,
there I go again.
